she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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