Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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