dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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