I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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