I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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