Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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