This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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