Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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