AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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