I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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