she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize