So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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