We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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