Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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