I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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