I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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