The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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