is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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