he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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