Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The feeling are messing with the penis
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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