I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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