Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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