just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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