We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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