What did we do last night that was yellow?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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