i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
