After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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