pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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