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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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