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I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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