just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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