I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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