just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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