just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
When did angry sex become our thing?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
