You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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