I skipped work to stalk him.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
40s are totally the cure
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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