Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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