So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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