Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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