Do vagina's smell?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So many bounce houses so little time
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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