I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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