glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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