Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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