This girl is more easily done than said...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
