It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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