I wannas sexs uuuuu
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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