Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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