where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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