Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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