allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
the raccoons are back...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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