in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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