D3 body, D1 cock
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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