the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I need to calm my uterus...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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