white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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