4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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